Holy geez this is the FASTEST STRIP EVER. I drew this in 5 hours. And it's on topic! Hooray!
I'm excited about the Apple Watch! Unfortunately, I do not own an iPhone, and am not planning on purchasing one just to get that pricey accessory. Besides, if I know my friends, I'd be receiving crude drawings of dicks on my Watch, because artists never grow tired of drawing them. Or maybe it's just my friends... who knows?
We imagined the wife in panel 2 as being the girl from the "Overly Attached Girlfriend" meme.