I have a 100% cacao chocolate bar in the fridge. I'm afraid of opening it, because it'll sock me right in the face. The shit is INTENSE Y'ALL!
It took us a while, but we finally figured out a comic idea to address the Alolan Raticate news. Poor Raticate though - when Raichu goes to Alola it gains psychic powers and can surf, but when Raticate goes there it turns dark and gets huge cheek/testicle things. On the plus side it apparently eats really well, according to the official canon.