If you didn't already know, we're basically referencing Snorlax's new Z-Move in Sun & Moon.
It's completely bonkers, so we love it.
We're also digging the new system that was just added to Pokemon Go. While you apparently have to circumnavigate the earth in order to earn enough candies to fully evolve a Magikarp or a Dratini, the idea of choosing a Pokemon to walk with seems like a no-brainer in retrospect. My only regret is that our primitive augmented reality technology only lets us see our own Pokemon buddies and not the buddies of other people.