Pokey Monster


Artist's Note:

I choose you, Pokio!

*gets tackled by Nintendo trademark lawyer*


Writer's Note:

So Nintendo built a game where playing as a small flightless bird or a fat arctic seal somehow feels more badass than playing as an army tank or a Tyrannosaurus Rex. I don't know how they managed to pull this off, but it's fucking magical, and is probably why I'll be playing Mario games as long as they keep making them. 

Posted on November 16, 2017 and filed under Video Games.