So quick disclaimer - Sarah and I didn't play this game at all before making today's comic. All we know is that, for whatever reason, the game has a legendary ninja (Hattori Hanzo) who uses his cat to tell the time. And really...isn't that all you need to know? I've already heard great things about Nioh's graphics and combat mechanics, but if I had a PS4, all you need to tell me is that a game has a "ninja cat clock" to convince me to buy it. Throw in a "weather-forecasting butt-pooch", and I'll buy the season pass.