So begins the travel comic. It's a WORKCATION YEEEEEEEAH dammit I'm never going to stop working am I?
As someone who has been living in Japan for the past week, I can confirm that being in a country without Donald Trump is a huge lifestyle upgrade. Escaping the endless partisan shitstorm that is America, even if only for a few weeks, is worth the cost of a plane ticket.
Also, on a completely unrelated note, I really need to watch my use of ellipses. My old English teachers would probably be horrified...