Still sick. Somehow found out about this alpha-hipster creation. Oh my god. My god.
Okay, so avocado lattes actually sound pretty awful, but I'm still fully on board the toast train. And if you actually look into the story of why the avocado latte was made (as a joke, to spite a local politician complaining about millennials), then it makes a lot more sense, but in today's social media landscape which prizes captioned images over written articles, that sort of thing tends to get lost.