In this world, I would be a birbcoin billionaire. Unfortunately you can only buy birb-related content with said currency. Which isn't much.
Welcome to our techno-libertarian utopian future, brought to you by AynRandcoins, which are not to be confused with Ayncoins or Randcoins or JohnGaltcoins (though really, since we'll all be paid in UBIcoins it doesn't really make a difference...I think).
It will last for a total of 11 minutes before quickly devolving into the techno-dystopian future that techno-libertarians secretly desire.