I can't really make any clever quips or comments about Celeste. This is a great game, a game that I actually finished.
As a rule of thumb, the better a video game is, the harder it is to make jokes about it. Brainstorming a comic premise for "Celeste" was thus incredibly annoying because that game might actually be the closest thing we'll ever get to a perfect platformer. Fortunately, a central aspect of the game involves collecting fruit, and we will never pass on an opportunity to do a joke about supernatural produce. It is our god damn wheelhouse.