Hey, this ain't stopping me from enjoying that delicious Eggplant Parmesan. However, handling an actual eggplant is another ordeal entirely.
UPDATE: I did enjoy a delicious eggplant parmesan after finishing up this comic. Guess drawing eggplants all day got me hankering for some.
It's often said that "you are what you eat", but what you eat is determined by what you are...
...which, in this case, is internet garbage.